So last night was my debut on StockTwits TV. And after that experience I have some thoughts for the suits at StockTwits TV.<\/p>\n
1 ) Clearly I was awesome. My awesomeness existed on so many levels I find it hard to begin. Have you seen my reviews?<\/p>\n
@downtowntrader$$ Must watch stocktwits.tv by @smbcapital – really great job tonight Mike. http:\/\/bit.ly\/cxgzP<\/p>\n
And this guy is from Florida. Clearly we have gone national.<\/p>\n
@montaukmack @smbcapital Bella did a great show on $Stocktwits TV!!<\/p>\n
This guy is from the Hamptons (well close to the Hamptons). I might be reaching the rich people.<\/p>\n
@YMjeff @smbcapital Enjoyed the sunday night session. Will follow more. Wrote down “Tomorrow we can all start getting better” Will remember that! TX<\/p>\n
I have such a hold on this guy that he is taking notes during my show.<\/p>\n
So networks suits this means one thing for my 8:30PM EST show on Sunday nights: RENEGOTIATION! Come one say it with me,”Renegotiation.”<\/p>\n
2 ) I am going to need a few things. I prefer to wear Paul Smith shirts. You can just have them sent to SMB Headquarters, which by the way is on the 5th avenue bitches. And I would like some refreshments for my Sunday gig, preferably Coke Zero (you know what since we are just getting started a Sprite or Canada Dry works for me as well. Make sure it’s cold though.)<\/p>\n
3 ) Get that bitch Dr. Phil off my back already. Do you know how hard it is to read my notes, look into the camera, change the cameras, watch the StockTwits feed for questions, talk as awesomely as I obviously am, and read his GChats? Do you think Regis has to deal with this nonsense?<\/p>\n
4 ) I am not sure if every Sunday night is gonna work for me. Can we tape a few episodes on Friday evening? Maybe a few reruns from time to time? How many shows does Entourage shoot a year? That might be a better schedule for me.<\/p>\n
5 ) Getting back to the refreshments. You know Diet Sunkist is acceptable as well. Just please, no water. Bella doesn’t do water.<\/p>\n
6 ) What do you think about a cute, bubbly, blonde co-host or side kick for me? Again think Regis.<\/p>\n
7 ) I am thinking we are going to have to up this production budget now that we are clearly reaching the masses. I am thinking a driver to the show, a hot hair and makeup girl, two researchers, a personal trainer, a body guard, a personal assistant, and a chef (hey I need to look good for my fans).<\/p>\n
8 ) What is with all these people asking me questions during the show? These people treat me like the NY Press does ARod.<\/p>\n
9 ) Getting back to my awesomeness. I left out another example. After the show while I was walking down the streets on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, where many of us TV personalities call home (you know all the soaps are shot there, and again think Regis). Someone yelled out, “Bella.” Now I have played pick up basketball with this gentleman for years at the Reebok club, again on the Upper West Side of Manhattan for all of you lesser people unable to live in NYC, but clearly he had just watched the show. I mean the guy was so happy to see me I thought he was going to whip out a pad and pen and ask me for my autograph.<\/p>\n
10 ) Can you people stop being so positive? Enough already with the “great job” Mr. Lindzon. What am I going to complain about if you and Phil don’t have the decency to threaten, cajole, criticize, demean, censor, and control my every action. Come on guys. You are better than that.<\/p>\n
So take some time with my demands above. Please respond to the new personal assistant you will be providing me. And I will get back to you, when I get a chance.<\/p>\n
Seriously we had a lot of fun last night. \u00a0Looking forward to many more to come where we can share some of the lessons the market has taught us with you. \u00a0 Thxs to all of those who took the time to watch and participate. \u00a0We are redefining how content is delivered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"